my soul wont recognize me after tonight
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
accomplished twins. life is a go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
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