Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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