i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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