My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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