Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
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We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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