i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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