I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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