No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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