Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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