Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.