You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
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dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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