I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i came on her dog
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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