I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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