Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
