Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
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I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
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I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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