and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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