he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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