Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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