going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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