Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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