I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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