i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
no you cant smoke seaweed
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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