WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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