what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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