let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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