whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I think I sprained my soul last night
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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