He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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