Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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