its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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