i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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