i think my tv is drunk
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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