I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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