just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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