my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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