You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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