I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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