Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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