shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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