This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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