Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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