fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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