Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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