I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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