Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Randomize
