no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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