I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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