I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
