I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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