i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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