I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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