bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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