ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
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Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize