I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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