The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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