She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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