It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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