you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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